Drabble: "Hardcore" 1/1 DM/OB

[broadwriting]

Title: "Hardcore" 1/1
Author: Brenda
Pairing: Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Summary: Dom's in the mood.
Website: Broadwriting
Feedback: Love it.
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Notes: It's amazing the things you think about while waiting for movies to start. *grins*


"What's your definition of dirty, baby?
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me?"
-- George Michael


"Y'know what I'm in the mood for?"

"Another beer?"

"Okay, that, too."

"And?"

"Some really nasty hardcore fuckin'. Not 'sex', not 'making love' or anything twee like that."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. I'm talking full-out, hardcore, fuck-til-you-drop, so nasty and sick and depraved you're embarrassed to look at the person the next day kind of thing."

"Oh. Well, that's too bad, then."

"How's that?"

"'Cause I could. Give you that, I mean. 'Cept you'd have to face me the next day."

"Orli...mate, you don't have a nasty bone in your body."

"Bet you."

"Alright, but the loser gives the first rimjob."

"You're on."

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Comments

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Dorli! As we haven't known them before....

So how do they determine who's the loser?

Dialogue fic!

Breezy, nice.

Re:

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

So how do they determine who's the loser?

That's a good question. I was afraid to ask them. *grins*