Drabble: "Hardcore" 1/1 DM/OB
Jan. 24th, 2004 11:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
broadwritingTitle: "Hardcore" 1/1
Author: Brenda
Pairing: Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Summary: Dom's in the mood.
Website: Broadwriting
Feedback: Love it.
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Notes: It's amazing the things you think about while waiting for movies to start. *grins*
"What's your definition of dirty, baby?
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me?"
-- George Michael
"Y'know what I'm in the mood for?"
"Another beer?"
"Okay, that, too."
"And?"
"Some really nasty hardcore fuckin'. Not 'sex', not 'making love' or anything twee like that."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. I'm talking full-out, hardcore, fuck-til-you-drop, so nasty and sick and depraved you're embarrassed to look at the person the next day kind of thing."
"Oh. Well, that's too bad, then."
"How's that?"
"'Cause I could. Give you that, I mean. 'Cept you'd have to face me the next day."
"Orli...mate, you don't have a nasty bone in your body."
"Bet you."
"Alright, but the loser gives the first rimjob."
"You're on."
***
Author: Brenda
Pairing: Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Summary: Dom's in the mood.
Website: Broadwriting
Feedback: Love it.
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Notes: It's amazing the things you think about while waiting for movies to start. *grins*
"What's your definition of dirty, baby?
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me?"
-- George Michael
"Y'know what I'm in the mood for?"
"Another beer?"
"Okay, that, too."
"And?"
"Some really nasty hardcore fuckin'. Not 'sex', not 'making love' or anything twee like that."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. I'm talking full-out, hardcore, fuck-til-you-drop, so nasty and sick and depraved you're embarrassed to look at the person the next day kind of thing."
"Oh. Well, that's too bad, then."
"How's that?"
"'Cause I could. Give you that, I mean. 'Cept you'd have to face me the next day."
"Orli...mate, you don't have a nasty bone in your body."
"Bet you."
"Alright, but the loser gives the first rimjob."
"You're on."
***
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Date: 2004-01-24 07:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-01-25 08:24 am (UTC)MWAH!
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Date: 2004-01-30 03:30 am (UTC)Re:
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Date: 2004-01-24 10:20 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-01-30 03:31 am (UTC)I still wonder if either of them cares who loses.
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Date: 2004-01-24 11:03 pm (UTC)So how do they determine who's the loser?
Dialogue fic!
Breezy, nice.
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Date: 2004-01-30 03:32 am (UTC)That's a good question. I was afraid to ask them. *grins*
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Date: 2004-01-24 11:55 pm (UTC)sex sex sex!!!
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Date: 2004-01-30 03:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-25 12:47 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-01-30 03:33 am (UTC)Something like that. Thanks, hon.
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Date: 2004-01-25 04:56 am (UTC)Wouldn't mind seeing a dirty lil sequel, either. :P
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Date: 2004-01-30 03:34 am (UTC)*wibbles over your icon*
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Date: 2004-01-30 04:45 am (UTC)I love my icon...first one ever with Dommie! :P Must give a shout out to my icon carpenter
*helps you search for smut muse*
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Date: 2004-01-25 06:00 am (UTC)Well that's too bad???
And then you write the NC-17 sequel, young lady!
*snigger* Because this is kinda, yeah, delightful but also in the ooooh, faaaaark sorta way.
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Date: 2004-01-30 03:35 am (UTC)I'll keep looking.
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Date: 2004-01-25 07:40 am (UTC)Re:
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Date: 2004-01-30 04:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-25 06:36 pm (UTC)So, a morning after sequel? Please? Dialogue only would work so well there, too :)
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Date: 2004-01-30 03:37 am (UTC)Now, *that's* an idea. *contemplates*
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Date: 2004-01-26 07:52 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-01-30 03:38 am (UTC)Much with the hawtass of those two.
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Date: 2004-02-04 01:24 am (UTC)Come back!!
We need a sequal...we want one.*pouts*
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Date: 2004-02-04 07:49 pm (UTC)Sorry, no muse yet.