Drabble: "Hardcore" 1/1 DM/OB

[broadwriting]

Title: "Hardcore" 1/1
Author: Brenda
Pairing: Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Summary: Dom's in the mood.
Website: Broadwriting
Feedback: Love it.
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Notes: It's amazing the things you think about while waiting for movies to start. *grins*


"What's your definition of dirty, baby?
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me?"
-- George Michael


"Y'know what I'm in the mood for?"

"Another beer?"

"Okay, that, too."

"And?"

"Some really nasty hardcore fuckin'. Not 'sex', not 'making love' or anything twee like that."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. I'm talking full-out, hardcore, fuck-til-you-drop, so nasty and sick and depraved you're embarrassed to look at the person the next day kind of thing."

"Oh. Well, that's too bad, then."

"How's that?"

"'Cause I could. Give you that, I mean. 'Cept you'd have to face me the next day."

"Orli...mate, you don't have a nasty bone in your body."

"Bet you."

"Alright, but the loser gives the first rimjob."

"You're on."

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Comments

[conorific.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...please oh please write a sequel with shameless fucking. Yum.

[poisondreams.livejournal.com]

Sounds like that Nasty muse is coming out...*Bounces* Come on muse hit Brenda some more!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_theo/]

Mmm. Porny. And that bet is one of the best bets I've heard all day ;)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Dorli! As we haven't known them before....

So how do they determine who's the loser?

Dialogue fic!

Breezy, nice.

[qthelights.livejournal.com]

yummmmmmmy... i love dorli so...

sex sex sex!!!

[angelmaye.livejournal.com]

Wow. You're really on a roll this week. Go you!

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

LOL...oh, that is perfectly naughty. Great dialogue!

Wouldn't mind seeing a dirty lil sequel, either. :P

[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

Well, that's too bad, then.

Well that's too bad???

And then you write the NC-17 sequel, young lady!

*snigger* Because this is kinda, yeah, delightful but also in the ooooh, faaaaark sorta way.

[bloodlilly02.livejournal.com]

if i don't get a sequel, i will cry. u don't want to make a poor hobbit girl cry, now do u?

[shalna.livejournal.com]

This was great. Dom obviously knows what he wants! ;)

So, a morning after sequel? Please? Dialogue only would work so well there, too :)

[coffeewordangel.livejournal.com]

Oh god. So fantastic. Hotness plus...funny as hell.

[veronaariyah.livejournal.com]

Now where the hell is that smut muse then???
Come back!!

We need a sequal...we want one.*pouts*