Ficlet: "When In Vancouver..." 1/1 (Karl Urban/Jensen Ackles, Viggo Mortensen)

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Title: "When In Vancouver..." 1/1
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Fandom: CW RPS/Lotrips
Pairing: Karl Urban/Jensen Ackles (Viggo Mortensen)
Rating: R (language)
Summary: In which Viggo protests too much, Karl calls him on it, and Jensen's, well, Jensen.
Feedback: Love it.
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Notes: For cathybites, because I owed her, and not just for this. Thanks to antheia for the once-over.



Viggo waited until their server had refilled their water glasses before giving Karl one of his best, level stares – it was a look that he'd perfected over the years, and, for the most part, got him whatever he wanted.

It didn't even remotely faze Karl. But then, Viggo reflected, nothing fazed Karl at all. "Tell me why I'm here again?"

Karl flashed an irrepressible grin, and slid a bare foot along Viggo's calf, teasing worn denim. "I'm here?"

"That's why I flew out," Viggo corrected. He ignored Karl's attempt at flirtation for the moment. "Why am I here?" Here being a trendy little café in the heart of Vancouver, full of yuppie types and suits and actors – it was like being in L.A., only with a grey sky overhead. He and Karl, also in jeans and a t-shirt, were the two most casually dressed people.

"Someone I want you to meet," Karl shrugged, but Viggo knew exactly what that meant.

"Jesus, Karl, haven't you conquered enough?"

"No." Karl's look suggested that he thought Viggo was off his nut simply for suggesting it. "Anyway, just wait until you meet him."

"I didn't come here for this."

"Yes," Karl said, gently correcting him, with a small smile "you did."

Viggo really hated it when Karl had a point. "So, who is it this time? Another young, dim, pretty actor?"

"Yes, no, and yes." Karl leaned back in his chair, clearly pleased with himself. And Viggo. A few dark strands of hair fell across his forehead. Viggo resisted the urge to push them back. He wasn't ready to give Karl that much ammunition yet.

"He's prime, Vig," Karl continued, with a lusty sigh. "Mouth like a whore, and the stamina to go all night. Takes direction like a wet dream."

"You told him about me?"

"Of course I did...and here he is now. Jensen, over here, mate."

Viggo half-turned in his chair when Karl called out – and it was like being broadsided by a particularly beautiful bit of poetry. The visceral punch hit him as his gaze traversed the length of clearly well-toned legs clad in a tight pair of jeans, to a well-defined chest and arms hidden under a bright blue t-shirt. The blue only emphasized the brilliant green of the man's eyes, which, in turn, only emphasized the hard angle of his jaw, and the obscene fullness of soft lips.

Viggo watched in dumbfounded silence as the man slid into the seat beside Karl with a soft smile. A strong hand slid, possessive and firm, over Karl's knee, and the other reached across the table. "Mr. Mortensen. Jensen Ackles. Big fan. Loved you in 'Crimson Tide'." The voice was deep, friendly, held a hint of Texas.

"Thank you," Viggo replied, finally finding his voice. The handshake was firm, no-nonsense. "Karl here's been singing your praises."

Karl lifted his hand, fingers drifting through the hairs on the back of Jensen's neck, and managed a small shrug. "I might have mentioned you in passing."

Jensen gave Karl an amused, but fond glance, full lips parting in a smile. Long fingers squeezed and flexed over Karl's thigh. "Only good things I hope."

"The best," Viggo replied, and raised his glass to Karl in a silent toast.

Karl, the bastard, simply smiled.

***

Comments

[keyweegirlie.livejournal.com]

I died just from reading who the pairing was...

Viggo...*sighs*

Karl...*semi-sighs*

Jensen...*sighs*

As for the images that are playing in my head right now? Well, let's just say THANK YOU.

*giggles*
-C-

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

This really would be the Hottest Pairing Ever. No lie. *g*

[saintawesome.livejournal.com]

:D

The mere concept of this pairing is so amazingly hot it's obscene. Karl/Jensen hottest pairing ever y/y? Even better, Karl/Viggo/Jensen?

Man, I love you.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

See, that's what I'm talking about, man. Get any combination of the three of them together & baby, I would watch that all damn day. *g*

Glad you liked it!!!!!!

[neviditelny.livejournal.com]

*is ded*

Wow... So much hotness.. No one writes like you do.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Thank you, baby!!! It's the pairing. ;)

[balinor-unicorn.livejournal.com]

^__^

So much in love with you right now. That has to be the very best pairing ever thought up. The only thing that could possibly make it any better would be a sprinkle of Jared.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

I truly think it might be the Hottest Pairing Ever. *nods* And Jared can sprawl next to Viggo & watch. ;) Hell, maybe they can jerk each other off, there's an idea...

Glad you liked it!!!!

[glendaglamazon.livejournal.com]

BRENDA!!! Can I chain you to the desk and make you write lots and lots and lots of Jensen/Karl porn, perhaps with occasional Viggo voyeurism/participation? Because this was unbearably hot and nothing even happened! I love you so much. And only partly because we share a whole lot of taste in men. ;)

(Also, there's a typo in this line... "clad in a tight part of jeans")

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Baby, you don't EVEN need to chain me to the desk. I've got IDEAS for more fics within this universe. I mean, God, hello.

And good on you for getting that Viggo's only watching. *g*

(Typo caught, beta spanked & thank you!!!)

[jade-starlight.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. Jensen and Karl. That would be an overload of hot right there. *nods head* I loved this.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

It really would be an overload of hot. They need to do a movie together NOW. Or Karl needs to be a guest on SPN. *g*

Thanks for reading!!!

[lj_stowaway]

Jumping Jehosophat on little green wheels.

I... this... you... um. Hi.

This pairing? Good. Very.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

This pairing is VERY good. Holy hell. *g*

[idiosyncratic.livejournal.com]

ASKJD;;FALK;JDAASKJA'WLK;JAW'A;LSJD'ALSJ;DJFASL

I'll just be over here in my bunk, kthxbye.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm beginning to think that none of you actually READ the fic, you just stopped at the pairing & spontaneously combusted. *g*

Because NOTHING HAPPENS, omg.

[themoononastick]

I was bitching about the lack of good Karl fic just the other day, now I don't have to. And Karl/Jensen is such a lovely mental image. *happy sigh* Thank you for making my day!

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

I've always said that I thought that Karl should be in WAY more fics. *g*

Glad you liked it!!!!!

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

Excuse me while I go over into a corner and whimper at just the image of all that hotness in ONE PLACE.

*fans self*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

It really would be the hottest thing EVER. *g*

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...that's pretty much all I have.

well, except for OMG OMG OMG!!! gah. just the *thought* of the three of them.

::loves you like a loving thing and shamelessly begs for more::

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Thank YOU for giving me an excuse to write them. *g*

There will definitely be more. They're too pretty not to visit again. Guh.

[sajee.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!!!

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Thank you!!!!! They really would be SO hot together. *g*

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

But. Wuh. Where's the rest? There's more, right? Please tell me there's more. Just the thought...guh. I need to go change my panties now, plz to be excusing me.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry, I'll definitely be writing more in this 'verse. They're far too hot NOT to write. *g*

Glad you liked it!!!

[annkiri.livejournal.com]

*dies of the pretty*

I love this. I love you for writing this.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

I love that so many of you seem to be into the idea of this. *laughs*

Then again, it IS the Hottest Pairing Ever.

[unholyglee.livejournal.com]

Of course you know, we all win when you write this.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Somehow I knew that'd be your take on it. *g*

[coolwhipdiva.livejournal.com]

Um...

OK, you so need to play like a wild thing in this universe because dayum. The mental pictures alone are stunning and render me speechless.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Baby, this is ME we're talking about. I think EVERYONE should be paired with Karl, because he makes everything that much hotter.

Of course I'm going to be writing more in this 'verse. I want the hottt sex with Viggo watching even more than you guys all do. ;)

[f-lexi-ble.livejournal.com]

Karl, Jensen and Viggo

O. M. G.

That is all.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just the thought kinda leaves me speechless. *g*

[tittakv.livejournal.com]

Just the idea of Karl/Jensen...OMG! I was gonna say something else, but my brain's fried right now from the hotness. *whimpers*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

It really is the hottest mental image EVER. *bites lip*

[geneli4.livejournal.com]

YUM.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Word on that, baby. ;)

[feelforfaith.livejournal.com]

I love your Karl. And your Viggo. They all together ... *happy sigh*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

It really would be the hottest thing ever. *nods*

Thank you, baby!!! Glad you liked it!

[meredevachon]

This was of the very, very pretty. But now that I've been teased with the idea of them getting nekkid while JDM & Orlando watch... I need that too.

My only problem - and it's not one you can do anything about - is that my daddy's name is Karl, so when I see the name spelled 'correctly,' the first thing that comes to mind isn't the lovely Karl Urban. I think I need to retrain my brain.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Okay, wait, WHAT????

You really do want me to essplode before I can write more of this 'verse, don't you? Because JDM/Orlando might be even HOTTER than Karl/Jensen. God.

[moimoietmoi.livejournal.com]

Omg, that pairing! That pairing! *flails*
And your Karl... *happy sigh*

Are you going to write more of them? *puppy eyes*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Dude, I am TOTALLY going to write more. *laughs*

Glad you liked it!!!!

[disc-sophist.livejournal.com]

See, this is one of those fics that doesn't really need a sequel. The setup was so tight that it just continued in my head. I'm not sure to blame you or myself for the naughtiness they've gotten up to in there. guh.

This is not to say that I'd complain if you wanted to continue it, though. Nuh-uh.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Well, if it helps, I sort of started writing it as a joke. Then fell in love with the idea of the pairing. Then fell in love with the actuality of the pairing.

Then Viggo showed up in all of his voyeuristic glory & yeah, toast. *g*

[kaerunokusu.livejournal.com]

Viggo.

-brain freezes-

Viggo AND Jensen.

-loses an obscenely amount of brain cells-

Viggo, Jensen AND Karl.

-suffers from permanent and total brain damage-

~K~

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Yeah, the thought is a REALLY pretty one, I'll be honest.

Glad you liked it!!!!