Ficlet: "When In Vancouver..." 1/1 (Karl Urban/Jensen Ackles, Viggo Mortensen)

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Title: "When In Vancouver..." 1/1
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Fandom: CW RPS/Lotrips
Pairing: Karl Urban/Jensen Ackles (Viggo Mortensen)
Rating: R (language)
Summary: In which Viggo protests too much, Karl calls him on it, and Jensen's, well, Jensen.
Feedback: Love it.
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Notes: For cathybites, because I owed her, and not just for this. Thanks to antheia for the once-over.



Viggo waited until their server had refilled their water glasses before giving Karl one of his best, level stares – it was a look that he'd perfected over the years, and, for the most part, got him whatever he wanted.

It didn't even remotely faze Karl. But then, Viggo reflected, nothing fazed Karl at all. "Tell me why I'm here again?"

Karl flashed an irrepressible grin, and slid a bare foot along Viggo's calf, teasing worn denim. "I'm here?"

"That's why I flew out," Viggo corrected. He ignored Karl's attempt at flirtation for the moment. "Why am I here?" Here being a trendy little café in the heart of Vancouver, full of yuppie types and suits and actors – it was like being in L.A., only with a grey sky overhead. He and Karl, also in jeans and a t-shirt, were the two most casually dressed people.

"Someone I want you to meet," Karl shrugged, but Viggo knew exactly what that meant.

"Jesus, Karl, haven't you conquered enough?"

"No." Karl's look suggested that he thought Viggo was off his nut simply for suggesting it. "Anyway, just wait until you meet him."

"I didn't come here for this."

"Yes," Karl said, gently correcting him, with a small smile "you did."

Viggo really hated it when Karl had a point. "So, who is it this time? Another young, dim, pretty actor?"

"Yes, no, and yes." Karl leaned back in his chair, clearly pleased with himself. And Viggo. A few dark strands of hair fell across his forehead. Viggo resisted the urge to push them back. He wasn't ready to give Karl that much ammunition yet.

"He's prime, Vig," Karl continued, with a lusty sigh. "Mouth like a whore, and the stamina to go all night. Takes direction like a wet dream."

"You told him about me?"

"Of course I did...and here he is now. Jensen, over here, mate."

Viggo half-turned in his chair when Karl called out – and it was like being broadsided by a particularly beautiful bit of poetry. The visceral punch hit him as his gaze traversed the length of clearly well-toned legs clad in a tight pair of jeans, to a well-defined chest and arms hidden under a bright blue t-shirt. The blue only emphasized the brilliant green of the man's eyes, which, in turn, only emphasized the hard angle of his jaw, and the obscene fullness of soft lips.

Viggo watched in dumbfounded silence as the man slid into the seat beside Karl with a soft smile. A strong hand slid, possessive and firm, over Karl's knee, and the other reached across the table. "Mr. Mortensen. Jensen Ackles. Big fan. Loved you in 'Crimson Tide'." The voice was deep, friendly, held a hint of Texas.

"Thank you," Viggo replied, finally finding his voice. The handshake was firm, no-nonsense. "Karl here's been singing your praises."

Karl lifted his hand, fingers drifting through the hairs on the back of Jensen's neck, and managed a small shrug. "I might have mentioned you in passing."

Jensen gave Karl an amused, but fond glance, full lips parting in a smile. Long fingers squeezed and flexed over Karl's thigh. "Only good things I hope."

"The best," Viggo replied, and raised his glass to Karl in a silent toast.

Karl, the bastard, simply smiled.

***

Comments

[keyweegirlie.livejournal.com]

I died just from reading who the pairing was...

Viggo...*sighs*

Karl...*semi-sighs*

Jensen...*sighs*

As for the images that are playing in my head right now? Well, let's just say THANK YOU.

*giggles*
-C-

[saintawesome.livejournal.com]

:D

The mere concept of this pairing is so amazingly hot it's obscene. Karl/Jensen hottest pairing ever y/y? Even better, Karl/Viggo/Jensen?

Man, I love you.

[neviditelny.livejournal.com]

*is ded*

Wow... So much hotness.. No one writes like you do.

[balinor-unicorn.livejournal.com]

^__^

So much in love with you right now. That has to be the very best pairing ever thought up. The only thing that could possibly make it any better would be a sprinkle of Jared.

[glendaglamazon.livejournal.com]

BRENDA!!! Can I chain you to the desk and make you write lots and lots and lots of Jensen/Karl porn, perhaps with occasional Viggo voyeurism/participation? Because this was unbearably hot and nothing even happened! I love you so much. And only partly because we share a whole lot of taste in men. ;)

(Also, there's a typo in this line... "clad in a tight part of jeans")

[jade-starlight.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. Jensen and Karl. That would be an overload of hot right there. *nods head* I loved this.

[lj_stowaway]

Jumping Jehosophat on little green wheels.

I... this... you... um. Hi.

This pairing? Good. Very.

[idiosyncratic.livejournal.com]

ASKJD;;FALK;JDAASKJA'WLK;JAW'A;LSJD'ALSJ;DJFASL

I'll just be over here in my bunk, kthxbye.

[themoononastick]

I was bitching about the lack of good Karl fic just the other day, now I don't have to. And Karl/Jensen is such a lovely mental image. *happy sigh* Thank you for making my day!

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

Excuse me while I go over into a corner and whimper at just the image of all that hotness in ONE PLACE.

*fans self*

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...that's pretty much all I have.

well, except for OMG OMG OMG!!! gah. just the *thought* of the three of them.

::loves you like a loving thing and shamelessly begs for more::

[sajee.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!!!

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

But. Wuh. Where's the rest? There's more, right? Please tell me there's more. Just the thought...guh. I need to go change my panties now, plz to be excusing me.

[annkiri.livejournal.com]

*dies of the pretty*

I love this. I love you for writing this.

[unholyglee.livejournal.com]

Of course you know, we all win when you write this.

[coolwhipdiva.livejournal.com]

Um...

OK, you so need to play like a wild thing in this universe because dayum. The mental pictures alone are stunning and render me speechless.

[f-lexi-ble.livejournal.com]

Karl, Jensen and Viggo

O. M. G.

That is all.

[tittakv.livejournal.com]

Just the idea of Karl/Jensen...OMG! I was gonna say something else, but my brain's fried right now from the hotness. *whimpers*

[geneli4.livejournal.com]

YUM.

[feelforfaith.livejournal.com]

I love your Karl. And your Viggo. They all together ... *happy sigh*

[meredevachon]

This was of the very, very pretty. But now that I've been teased with the idea of them getting nekkid while JDM & Orlando watch... I need that too.

My only problem - and it's not one you can do anything about - is that my daddy's name is Karl, so when I see the name spelled 'correctly,' the first thing that comes to mind isn't the lovely Karl Urban. I think I need to retrain my brain.

[moimoietmoi.livejournal.com]

Omg, that pairing! That pairing! *flails*
And your Karl... *happy sigh*

Are you going to write more of them? *puppy eyes*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

This really would be the Hottest Pairing Ever. No lie. *g*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

See, that's what I'm talking about, man. Get any combination of the three of them together & baby, I would watch that all damn day. *g*

Glad you liked it!!!!!!

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Thank you, baby!!! It's the pairing. ;)