FIC: "Si Fueris Alibi... " 1/1 (Jensen Ackles/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom - Viggo Mortensen) NC-17

[broadwriting]

Title: "Si Fueris Alibi... "
Featuring: Jensen Ackles/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Viggo Mortensen)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which Orlando joins the fun, Karl's a lucky bastard, Jensen's still Jensen, and Viggo feels like a sheik with a harem. Sequel to ...Do As The Romans Do.
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Notes: For the beautiful coolwhipdiva, as a (very) late birthday gift.
Thanks to the_stowaway for the beta. *g*



The moment Orlando stepped into Karl's hotel suite and into Karl's arms, then Jensen's (even though they'd just met), Viggo could feel the three of them settle into place, the snap and crackle between them audible, palpable. Felt himself settle completely into his role – now things were where they should be. The final element had been added at last.

Orlando and Jensen had, predictably, taken to each other like the proverbial ducks to water, circling around and over, sizing each other up while Karl twined around both of them, the anchor pulling them back when they strayed too far. They took their time undressing each other, took the time to appreciate every kiss, every brush of hands on flesh. Orlando seemed fascinated with the dusting of freckles across Jensen's shoulders, and Jensen, in turn, dropped to his knees to lick along the ink of Orlando's sun tattoo, nestled just above his hip. When they both turned to Karl and made a game of getting him naked, teasing him with touches and soft brushes of lips, it felt like they were performing a private dance for Viggo's amusement, like maybe he was a sheik or a prince with a beautiful harem who wanted nothing more than to please him by pleasing each other.

It was, admittedly, a very nice thought.

"You know what I'd really like to see?" Viggo didn't move from his slouch on the sofa, but everyone in the room held their breath. He could taste the lust and tension in the air, thick on his tongue. "Orlando and Jensen sucking each other off."

"Oh, fuck me..." Karl groaned, dropping his head to Jensen's shoulder, teeth marking supple skin.

Jensen shuddered into the bite, but the smile he bestowed on Viggo was sinfully lethal, raised the temperature in the room a good ten degrees. "I like you, man. You've got good ideas." He turned to Orlando, made a show of licking his lips and zeroing his gaze on Orlando's crotch. "What'd'y'think?"

Orlando's answering grin was equally lethal, his perusal equally thorough. "I think I've been dying to get your mouth on my cock all night."

"And he's got a mouth made for cocksucking," Karl agreed. He gave Jensen's bare shoulder another whisper-kiss, then stepped back, surveyed Orlando and Jensen. "Christ, how'd I get so lucky?"

"I've asked myself the same question about you from time to time," Orlando replied, and leaned in, rubbing against Karl's chest, the kiss slow and heated. Viggo caught Jensen's wide-eyed, hungry stare out of the corner of his eye and inwardly smiled. Kid, you ain't seen nothing yet with these two.

Karl might call himself lucky – and no doubt about it, he really was – but Viggo considered himself to be the luckiest bastard on the planet that he got to watch (and sometimes more, when he felt like it).

Orlando whispered something to Karl that Viggo couldn't hear, and Karl nodded, eyes turning soft as he skimmed his knuckles across Orlando's bristled chin. "You bet," Karl said, and they each took a step away from the other. It was like watching two magnets parting.

Then Orlando glanced at Jensen, and the tension manifested itself in yet a different way. "Still up for it?"

Jensen ran a careless hand along his still-hard cock, and grinned. Then he pointed between Karl and Viggo. "Keep yourselves occupied." The next moment, he stepped forward, plastering himself against Orlando as they met in a furious, no-holds barred kiss.

"Fuck me," Karl breathed, falling back on the sofa next to Viggo. His gaze never left the two men in front of him.

"Maybe after they're done with each other."

Karl let out a short laugh. "Smart ass."

Orlando and Jensen tumbled to the bed, still kissing and rubbing against each other, two sleek, beautiful creatures intent on devouring, and Viggo found himself itching momentarily for a sketch pad. They'd look amazing etched in charcoal.

Then Jensen twisted in Orlando's hold, flipped himself around so he could get at Orlando's cock, and the thought was forgotten. This was its own art right here – the art that Jensen and Orlando were creating together. Jensen slid those obscenely full lips down Orlando's shaft at the same time that Orlando ran a loving tongue between the crease of Jensen's balls, and Viggo didn't even need to look over to know that Karl was just as enthralled as he was.

"Orlando wants to hie off with me for a couple of days, just the two of us," Karl murmured, blunt-nailed fingers zigzagging a path along Viggo's thigh.

"Been awhile?"

"Yeah, it has." Karl made a soft noise of pleasure when Orlando finally took Jensen deep, and Jensen redoubled his efforts, the slurping noises from both of them a symphony of need. "Think you could keep Jensen company while we're gone?"

Viggo could only smile at Karl's sly tone. "Yeah," he said, the word ending in a hiss as Karl's hand slid completely up, found its target. "I could do that for you."

"Sucker," Karl laughed, and started moving, still watching the show on the bed, fist comfortable and warm over Viggo's cock. Viggo didn't bother to deny it.


***

Comments

[jamiesdream.livejournal.com]

I love the pairings that you created. This is the first fic I've read with Jensen in it along with the LOTR boys. A big yea! for you. Well-written and oh my god..to be Vig..purrr. lucky lucky lucky bastard =)

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!!!! :) This is actually the 3rd part in a series I have of Jensen/Karl (Viggo) fics, but, yeah, as far as I know, I'm the only one writing this crossover. Shame, too, because it's a hot thought. *g*

Glad you liked it!!!!

[jamiesdream.livejournal.com]

So this is actually part of a series? Really?..hmm. I would enjoy reading the other two parts; sooo, could you please provide me with the links to the remainder of your story or do I have to poke around your journal and find them myself?
*bribes you with cookies for links* =)

Your very welcome. I don't mind commenting when I find pieces that I truly enjoy and I think it's just great that I found Jensen in a story with Vig, I mean I couldn't believe it! I was like oh f****n wow! Right on. You know the type of response right?

Believe me when I say it I think it's great that to have this pairing/threesome. I am huge Viggo and Sean Bean fan and I write VigBean Slash a lot and it todate I too have not seen any SPN RPS LOTR character crossover. Soo get back to me soon and let me read some more pleasee *pant pant*
:) :)

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Sure, no worries!!!

Part One - When In Vancouver... (http://broadwriting.livejournal.com/63961.html)
Part Two - ...Do As The Romans Do (http://broadwriting.livejournal.com/66796.html)

I doubt I'll get Bean into this particular series, but that is a hot idea to imagine. *laughs* Although, at the moment, I've got my hands full with the 4 guys involved. :)

[neviditelny.livejournal.com]

You always have been, and always will be my favorite RPS writer. Always. Beyond Always.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much, baby!!! You have no idea how much that makes my day. :)

[eenoogje.livejournal.com]

Such lucky guys!!!

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Aren't they, though? *g* Thanks for reading!!!!

[doylebaby.livejournal.com]

Oh YUM!

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

I completely agree. *g* Thanks for reading, baby!!!!

[editorzon.livejournal.com]

You broke my brain with the porn, I'll be useless for the rest of the day now.

God I love it when you got your writing fu on!

Do I even have to tell you how utterly brain melting, smoking hot this was? Please tell me you deliberately left openings for things to continue. I mean how can I rest until I know what Karl and Orlando are up to while Vig and Jensen entertain themselves?

*smishes you so hard*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Well, I hadn't intended on leaving it deliberately open, but then Jensen was all, hey, that's a good idea, I can grill Viggo about Karl & Orlando while sucking his cock & Viggo was all, hey, I'll tell the kid anything he wants to know if that's what he's offering. And Karl & Orlando were all \o/ in my head. You know how it goes.

*MWAH*

[editorzon.livejournal.com]

I'm going to marry your brain. Where would your brain like to go on honeymoon?

Vig getting his cock sucked by Jensen, fuck me sideways!

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

My brain wants to go wherever it is that Karl & Orlando are going. My brain is, perhaps, slighly predictable when it comes to those two. ;)

[editorzon.livejournal.com]

Yeah but it's an endearing quality...

[disc-sophist.livejournal.com]

Oh, so very lovely together. You always find someonething for everyone to do.

p.s. My brain, of its own accord, kept trying to make it Claimed!Viggo witnessing the scene. Wrong, I know... mostly.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

I'm an equal-opportunity slut for my boys. Or, y'know, something like that. *g*

I think that Claimed!Viggo would be amused by these guys more than anything else. You know how he gets.

[idiosyncratic.livejournal.com]

This would be me being incoherent. Guh.

Orlando and Jensen had, predictably, taken to each other like the proverbial ducks to water, circling around and over, sizing each other up while Karl twined around both of them, the anchor pulling them back when they strayed too far.

LOVE that line. And loved the fact that yes, Viggo IS a sucker and Karl knows it. Gorgeous and hot and just yes. More plzkthx.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm with Viggo. I'd be a total sucker, too, if it meant watching Orlando fuck Karl or Jensen come all over Karl's face. Or, y'know, getting Jensen for a few days. *g*

Thanks for reading, baby!!!!!

[geneli4.livejournal.com]

This was its own art right here – the art that Jensen and Orlando were creating together.

beautiful. GUH.

also, should i start asking now for the jensen/viggo you set up at the end there, or do you need a breather?

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Remind me, because I'll forget, but yes, I did leave it open to write Viggo/Jensen. *g*

And thanks, baby!!!!

[angiepen.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, very nice. :D I wouldn't mind being Viggo either, especially since he gets to both watch and participate, depending on his mood. [dazed squee]

Angie

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Personally, I think that Viggo has it the best out of all of them. But then, he's earned it. He's Viggo. *g*

Glad you liked it, baby!!!!!!

[lj_stowaway]

You know how much I love this. (and how incoherent I was for hours before I could actually, you know, concentrate enough to beta read it. *g*)

';asldlklsjdhkjsdas;';

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

*laughs* And you know how much I appreciated that you WERE able to concentrate long enough to beta it. ;)

Glad you liked it, hon. Those four together are something else.

[coolwhipdiva.livejournal.com]

Thank you! It's so wonderful to see those characters in one room. And yis, I join the chorus of people wanting to see the split stories of Viggo?jensen and Karl/Orlando.

*hugs*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

*laughs* All for you, baby, you know it. :) And yeah, I most likely will get around to the Karl/Orlando & Jensen/Viggo portions, um, at some point.

Glad you liked it, baby!!!!!!!!

[feelforfaith.livejournal.com]

"You know what I'd really like to see?" Viggo didn't move from his slouch on the sofa, but everyone in the room held their breath. He could taste the lust and tension in the air, thick on his tongue.

and

Kid, you ain't seen nothing yet with these two.

Viggo, you dirty bastard, &hearts!

~makes herself comfortable on the couch between Viggo and Karl and sighs happily~

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm with you. I think being on that sofa & watching is a DAMN fine idea. *g*

Thanks for reading!!!!!

[wendy.livejournal.com]

they each took a step away from the other. It was like watching two magnets parting.

I love the way you phrase things, it's just so descriptive. I love that this is hot and sexy but worked in with emotion too. Orlando and Jensen together might almost be too much hotness for my brain to process.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Thank you, baby! And I quite agree - those two together would melt glaciers. *nods*

[stormatdusk.livejournal.com]

Karl twined around both of them, the anchor pulling them back when they strayed too far

hey, look at all those pretty lights behind my eyelids... ;)

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Glad you liked it, baby!!!!

[tenaciousmetoo.livejournal.com]

Just read all three and, damn, you paint pretty pictures, lady. I wanna know, who's drawing the charcoal?

I'm such a dork. Please to be ignoring postages in the wrong placessss.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Hey, man, I don't know, but I think we could talk Viggo into it at some point. ;)

Glad you liked them!!!!

[wynterhawk.livejournal.com]

O.O That was fantastic! I'll have to go in search of more!!!

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!!!! This is the 3rd in the series, if you were interested in the first two. :)

Glad you liked it!!!

[icarus-malfoy.livejournal.com]

Nice fic.

I am curious as to what made you put Jensen in the fic with the LOTR boys though...

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!!

And the pairing was a birthday request for a friend that, somehow, spawned two sequels. *g*