Drabble: "Harem" (Viggo, Orlando, Miranda, Karl)

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Title: "Harem"
Author: Brenda
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom, Miranda Otto, Karl Urban
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Everyone's a prize, everything's a game.
Feedback: Love it.
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Notes: Drabble for Dee.


“But it’s not enough
I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy”
-- Tool


"She deserves someone better."

Viggo's observation was laconic, cut through the raucous din of the crowded club. "Girls like that...they deserve someone better."

Orlando followed Viggo's gaze to the dancefloor -- Miranda, all butterfly soft and just as dazzling, laughing as an inebriated Dom tried to teach her the mamba -- and shrugged. "Yeah, well, had your shot at her, didn't you? Not my fault if she chose me."

"Not for long, I bet," Viggo drawled. "I hear Karl’s been sniffing around."

"Thought he was your bitch," Orlando frowned.

Viggo just grinned. "Orlando, don’t you know by now you’re all my bitches?"

Comments

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Yay! Everyone is Viggo's bitch! :) WOnderful.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Well, of course they are. *grins* Glad you liked it!

[crimsonsenya.livejournal.com]

Yes, we are! LOL I'm just going to get in the cue. A brilliant piece. :D

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

I'll be in line right behind you. *grins* Thanks!!!!!!!

[hithluin.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I have no objections whatsoever to being Viggo's bitch! =D

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

I have to agree. *grins*

[helena-s-renn.livejournal.com]

heh! here i thought viggo was pippin's bitch...! it was a good drabble. i could really see that scenario and the various ones of them doing/saying exactly as you said.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!!! *grins*

[dellastarr.livejournal.com]

HILARIOUS!!

"Viggo just grinned. "Orlando, don’t you know by now you’re all my bitches?"

*blows kisses*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

*beams* Thanks, love!

[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

You know the only thing that's wrong with this? It's only 100 words. *G*

But otherwise: OMG BWEE! You're fabulous. They're fabulous. Miranda's especially fabulous, and so's Vig. Yeah baby. *G*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

I wanted it to be longer? *sheepish* But really, they just wouldn't cooperate. Silly muses.

Somehow I knew you'd approve. *beams*

[sophrosyne31.livejournal.com]

hell yeah.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm sayin'...