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broadwriting ([personal profile] broadwriting) wrote2009-02-10 07:51 am

FIC: "Temporary Monogamy" (Part Twenty) (Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean, Karl Urban/Sean Bean)

Title: "Temporary Monogamy" (20/27)
Author: Brenda ([livejournal.com profile] azewewish)
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean (Karl Urban/Sean Bean)
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Prologue | Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six | Part Seven | Part Eight | Part Nine | Part Ten | Part Eleven | Part Twelve | Part Thirteen | Part Fourteen | Part Fifteen | Part Sixteen | Part Seventeen | Part Eighteen | Part Nineteen | Part Twenty | Part Twenty-One | Part Twenty-Two | Part Twenty-Three | Part Twenty-Four | Part Twenty-Five | Part Twenty-Six | Part Twenty-Seven (and Epilogue) |




Two weeks later, Orlando was spending a rare night at his own home alone – no Hobbits popping by, no Karl in his kitchen, no Harry clucking over the (admittedly pathetically, even) sad state of his garden, no Jerry sprawled on the sofa, distracting him with kisses so he could steal all the crisps – when the doorbell rang. He half thought about ignoring it – it was late, he was dead beat from a muddy, physically exhausting 13-hour day, and he was looking forward to his takeaway and the Fawlty Towers marathon on the telly. Because if there was one thing better than John Cleese doing his Silly Walks on Monty Python, it was John Cleese going spectacularly off his nutter as Basil Fawlty.

Still, his gran was always nattering on about manners and how important they were to civilization, and not answering the bell would be unbearably rude by her estimation. So, because Orlando didn't want a lecture, even if it was imaginary, he reluctantly hauled his lazy arse off the sofa and opened the door.

Sean stood on the stoop, wide smile in place, his hair even shaggier than normal, dressed casually in jeans and a tee. He was also holding up a bottle of Jameson's. "Congratulate me, I'm a single man."

Sean was back.

Orlando couldn't stop the grin. He held the door open wider, let himself look his fill. Noted that Sean's stance was relaxed, his eyes were clear and filled with their usual life, and that the shadows that had been clouding around him were all but gone. Seemed the time back home had done him some good. But Christ, he was glad as fuck that Sean was back in New Zealand. He'd missed the bastard something fierce.

"Why aren't you at Karl's?" he asked, nodding at the bottle. "Shouldn't you want to celebrate your freedom with hot monkey sex?"

"And while monkey sex is most excellent, it's not all there is," Sean shrugged, his hair falling across his forehead. "Told him I'd drop by later. Just had a notion to stop by yours first, share a drink."

A warm glow spread throughout Orlando's entire body at the thought that Sean had come by to see him first after spending the past month out of the country. "Drinks are good," he said, and stepped forward. He pulled Sean into a hard, heartfelt hug, and if he clung a little too hard to sturdy shoulders, who would blame him for allowing himself to get a little emotional? Man was one of his best friends, after all.

Sean hugged him back, strong arms wrapping around him, and the gesture was so welcome, so familiar that Orlando's throat clogged with emotion. He pulled back, smiling, and hoped that Sean would forgive it for being a little watery. "I'll get us some glasses, set up the chess board."

Sean's answering smile could have melted the polar ice caps.

***

In the end, cribbage won out over chess, which was just as well, even though Orlando still couldn't manage to win a game against Sean to save his life. He doubted he could have concentrated on the intricate dance that was chess anyway, especially once they'd gone through the Jameson's and Orlando had broken out the bottle of Glendronach that Bernard had given him as a gift.

"So, what's the latest word, then?" Sean asked, pushing his glasses back up his nose as he studied his cards with the sort of concentration he only got after he'd had a few too many.

"Oh, you know, the usual." Orlando frowned, then blinked. The numbers on his cards were far too blurry. He hadn't had that much to drink. Had he? Still speaking and upright and all. "Did Karl tell you about the tank?"

"Aye, he did." Sean's chuff of laughter was music to Orlando's ears. "I still don't see how the New Zealand Army were that bamboozled."

"I'm pretty sure Viggo in drag would distract a person."

"Ah, was that how they did it?" Sean looked a perfect picture of horrified and impressed. "I would think he'd look hideous as a woman. His features are far too severe."

"True," Orlando conceded, with a solemn nod. "I kept telling them to use Elijah as bait, but they wouldn't listen."

He couldn't believe how much he'd missed this. Missed talking about the crazy antics of their friends with the only other person (other than himself, of course) who'd mostly managed to keep their sanity somewhat intact. Missed the way Sean licked his lips when he was thinking, missed the delicate way he held his cards, missed the quick wit that he tried to hide with self-deprecating shrugs.

"Did I tell you about Dave getting Bernard and Ian to make out?"

Sean's eyes widened comically behind his glasses. It was like drowning in emerald. "Yer bamming me."

"Swear to Christ." Orlando held up a hand. "Ian was leaning against the table, talking to Bernard about something, so Dave said that meant Ian was fair game for betting, and sure enough, he won the hand, told Ian he'd have to do the tonsil hockey with Bernard, and there we all were with a free senior peep show. I still think Dom is having bad dreams about Ian's hand down Bernard's pants."

"At the poker table?" Sean poured them each another finger of scotch, even though Orlando already was wobbly enough. Ah well, his house, not like he was driving.

"Apparently Ian's idea of tonsil hockey includes a handjob."

"Lucky Bernard."

"That's what Billy said."

"Ah, well, he would, wouldn't he."

"Our Billy's an utter slut," Orlando nodded, then tossed his cards on the table in defeat. "Fuck it, you win, I can't...the cards are blurry."

"Ah, good, I thought it was just that I needed new glasses," Sean replied, and tossed his own cards down next to Orlando's. "Living room?"

"Bring the bottle." When Orlando stood, he swayed for a dangerous moment before righting himself. "Don't want it getting lonely."

"Of course not," Sean solemnly agreed, and snagged it as he threw a friendly arm around Orlando's neck. "How're you? How's Jerry?"

"Good." They both stumbled into the living room and onto the sofa in a pile of limbs and laughter. "He's visiting his family this week. I'm meeting him at the weekend."

Sean sprawled beside him, taking up most of the cushions, and flopped his head to give Orlando a serious, drunken stare. "Ah, like that, is it?" he asked, voice a gruff slur. "Meeting the parents is serious business, you know."

"It's not...we're not..." Orlando tried shaking his head, then stopped when the dizziness only got worse. "It's just not."

"Ah, good. Shouldn't rush that sort of thing."

"Too right." Orlando scooted closer, laid his head on Sean's shoulder. "Hasn't been the same without you, you know."

Soft lips brushed his forehead. "I missed you, too."

***

An hour later, Orlando awoke with a start, blinking the cobwebs out of his brain as he looked around the room. He didn't remember closing eyes, let alone falling asleep. Sean's arm was still around him, holding him in place, and soft snores echoed in his ears. Sean's glasses were skewed, hair tangling around his forehead, and his mouth was partially opened. Orlando felt a wave of affection so strong that he thought he might burst from it. He'd truly, deeply missed the hell out of the man.

He tried wiggling out of Sean's hold without waking him, but didn't quite succeed. Sean shifted, let out a hiccupping groan, then blinked owlishly, straightening his glasses with a frown. "Wassat?"

"Nothing," Orlando said, with a yawn. "I was just getting up to head to bed."

"Ah, right, getting late and all. I should..." Sean stood, wobbled, then just as abruptly sat back down. The look of surprise on his face was endearing, if anything about Sean could be called thus. "Well, maybe not, then."

"You can have the sofa," Orlando offered. The way Sean was acting, he'd get lost stumbling his way the few yards to his own house. Probably wind up passed out on his front lawn, and while that would be mildly amusing, in a Viggo-sniggering sort of way, it would be terribly bad form as Sean's friend to let him go wandering about without a chaperone.

Sean's smile was all crinkles. "Yer a lifesaver."

"I know," Orlando replied, and patted Sean's knee before standing himself. He was only marginally more successful. He left the room to grab extra blankets and pillows (it was a warm enough night, but Sean tended to get cold easily – his feet were like icebergs, especially in the morning), his own steps wobbly. He quite possibly wasn't as sober as he'd thought. The short nap didn't seem to have helped.

Which might've explained why he stumbled to a surprised stop when he got back into the living room. Far too much alcohol mucking with his equilibrium, that sort of thing.

Then again, if Orlando was completely honest, the sudden stop might've been the unexpected sight of Sean's very nicely narrowed, very muscled, and very naked – had Orlando mentioned the naked bit? – back on display. Broad shoulders tapered into the long, lean lines of Sean's waist, curved down to impossibly cut hips, all of it beautifully, gloriously, naked.

Orlando blinked through the haze, shaking off the startling and impossible wave of lust. Good sweet Christ, what the hell was wrong with him? He'd seen Sean's half-naked and mostly naked and even entirely naked form scads of times. Hell, they went surfing all the time. He'd seen Sean in tiny swim trunks, mostly naked and wet and had never felt this odd sort of fluttering in the pit of his stomach. He'd seen Sean changing in front of him in the cuntebago more times than he cared to admit, had swatted Sean's naked ass and made fun of his lopsided balls more than once and still, it had never made him lose his breath or common sense or want to start tracing a path with his...

He was definitely still monged.

"Here," he said, stepping into the room. He placed the blankets and pillows on the sofa carefully, like they were made of glass. "That should do it."

He couldn't look Sean in the eyes. Not that it helped, since now all he could see was Sean's equally naked, equally muscled, and equally gloriously naked chest. His skin positively glowed golden in the light from the nearby lamp, blond hairs contracting down in a trail that disappeared under the waistband of his jeans, and he really, honestly, truly should not be thinking any of the thoughts in his head right now.

Honestly, it was like he'd reverted right back to horny teenager.

He made a move to leave, but stopped when Sean grabbed his hand. The light touch burned through him like a brand. "Thank you," Sean murmured. The words were simple and soft.

It was then that Orlando made the mistake of looking up. Sean's eyes, brilliantly open and green and sparkling with gratitude, completely broke something inside him. The next thing Orlando knew, he was stepping forward. With a small sound that he didn't even register as human, he grabbed a handful of Sean's hair, and had his mouth on Sean's.

The first hard slide of his lips against Sean's sucked all of the oxygen out of Orlando's lungs. Sean's mouth conformed to his like they'd been fashioned for this singular purpose. Sean's taste was unlike anything he had ever known – part whiskey, part cigarette smoke, part something dark and uniquely Sean, addicting and overwhelming everything else that had ever come before it. Orlando's legs trembled; his hands trembled, then slid to Sean's shoulders and lower, mapping impossibly warm skin. He was vaguely aware of a small moan coming from deep inside him, but it seemed unimportant next to the bolt of electricity zinging through his entire body.

Then Sean's tongue flickered past his open lips, and Orlando's whole world narrowed to Sean, and only Sean. To the slide of Sean's tongue against his, the hard press of Sean's chest against his hands, the rough feel of Sean's beard burning a path along his jaw. There was nothing else. There had never been anything else. All of Orlando's life had been leading to precisely this moment, to this kiss, this man, this final, overwhelming sense of rightness.

When they finally, inevitably, parted, Orlando simply stood there, chest heaving, lips bruised, until his breath started again. Blood surged in his veins, hot and insidious. His heart pounded in his ears, blocking out all other sound. Sean looked just as shell-shocked. Their eyes locked in recognition.

In unison, they reached for each other again, and, if possible, this kiss was even better than the first. Fucking Christ, Sean knew how to kiss. His tongue tangled with Orlando's, slid in wet friction, and Orlando blindly sought more, pressed against Sean in a single line of heat and want. Sean was more than just any god with his tongue. He was Zeus himself, perfection personified, and Orlando couldn't get enough. He clung to Sean's shoulders, slanted his mouth, the moan one of desperation and greed.

"Fucking hell, Orlando," Sean groaned, lips moving from Orlando's to his throat, mouthing at the soft skin. Orlando's knees buckled. His vision swam. He was already reaching for Sean to pull him to the floor to finish what they'd started.

What in God's name was he doing?

He jerked away, gasping for breath, his thoughts a whirl of confusion and lust. He'd just kissed – no, he'd just mauled – one of his best friends. Sean. This wasn't just some intoxicated peck or experiment, easily laughed off and forgotten. This had been a full-on assault on his senses, a kiss that he could still feel clear to his toes...

"Oh, fuck me," he whispered, horrified by his own actions.

He turned on his heels, fled the room as fast as his feet would allow. He scrubbed at the lips with the back of his hands, futilely trying to scrub the too vivid taste of Sean away. He had to think. He couldn't believe he'd been so stupid.

If Sean called after him, he pretended not to hear it.


(To Be Continued)

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[identity profile] galor5.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
FINALLY!!

*nudges poor confused Orlando back out into the living room*

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Man, I wish Orlando was that easy to manipulate. Silly bugger.

Glad the kiss didn't disappoint!

[identity profile] dienw.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy cow...my knickers just exploded with that kiss! Damn!

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, thank God. I was SO afraid the kiss wouldn't live up to expectations. :)

[identity profile] mistry89.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
No comment.
There are many cases of your special touch with the Ian & Bernard bit taking centre stage and Orlando's Nana in manners-mode, but the last bit blew it all out of the water. You do realise how very hot is here at the moment (weather-wise), don't you? This doesn't help. *g*

Hope the morning doesn't bring too much in the way of whisky and lust hangovers.
Thank you!

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*beams* Well, good, the kiss NEEDED to be epic. I'm only glad I was able to pull it off. :)

[identity profile] peersrogue.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Quick Sean run after him - oh no!cannot wait till the next episode real on the edge of the chair stuff.

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*beams* Thanks, hon!!!!! Glad it's working for you so far!

[identity profile] krazykitten46.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
If only someone could move faster enough to shut Orlando out of his bedroom and make him come back to Sean or at least give Sean time to stumble/crawl to Orlando.

bon

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Please, Orlando's not that nice to me. Little bugger's making me work for every word & nuance between them. *g*

[identity profile] doylebaby.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh GUH! They kissed and OMG what a kiss it was. Now hopefully Sean will go after Orlando to help him get over the shell shockedness. *g*

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*claps* Yaye, I'm so glad the kiss lived up to your expectations!!

[identity profile] alex-quine.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow! great kiss!
...and you just know we're never going to find out about the tank...

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, I think the tank will always be a mystery. *g*

And yaye, glad the kiss didn't disappoint!!!

[identity profile] vienna80er.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
What a kiss!!!!!!!!

I hope Orlando is finished with thinking soon and his thoughts end at the right and correct result. :D

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope so, too, but I'm not holding my breath where he's concerned. *g*

Glad the kiss didn't disappoint!!!
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[personal profile] afra_schatz 2009-02-10 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Am a bit too stunned to leave proper feedback right now. Just... wow. Will be back with more vocal and more eloquent wow later.

Just one thing: I am SO glad that Orlando walked away at the end. I mean that was one HELL of a kiss (note the capitalisation there :)) but man, I suppose it's a wise thing to try to sober up a bit, even if that comes from leaving Sean's close proximity and has not all that much to do with the alcohol. I figure Sean feels the same way, yes?

Again, more detailed gushing once I've scraped what's left of my exploded brains from the walls.

I love you, Orlando :).

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, the kiss HAD to be epic, now, didn't it? *g* I mean, I had a lot to live up to, considering how Karl & Hary both kissed. I swear to you, it took me DAYS to write this out so that I was satisfied with the build-up & the kiss.

Anyway, yeah, even though I knew everyone would yell at me over the end, Orlando really did have to run off, so thanks for backing me up on that. ;)

Looking forward to the rest of your thoughts. *mwah*

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[identity profile] weepingnaiad.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow! That was one scorching hot kiss! *fans self* I'm so loving this! Had to cover my mouth to keep from disturbing the co-workers when I read about Viggo in drag and a tank! No... Vig definitely would not make a pretty woman! LOL!

And, then the image of Ian's kiss including a hard job! ROFL!

I love all of their antics, but most of all I adore Sean and Orli!

*hugs*
WN

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yaye, I'm so glad the kiss didn't disappoint!!!!!

And you totally know that Ian had to go there, if only to put on a good show for the kids. ;)

[identity profile] rinakabu.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my, that was a HOT kiss, Orlando should stop hiding and get out there right now!

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yaye, so glad the kiss didn't disappoint!!!!

[identity profile] hurinhouse.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
um... orlando? wrong way, mate.



that was f*cking brilliant. and yeah... it was better to walk away. don't want to rush the good stuff.

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Orlando does many dumb things where Sean is concerned. *shakes head* But I'm glad the kiss didn't disappoint!

[identity profile] fanficprisoner.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose it's normal that Orlando feels so confused.
What a kiss. It sounded so HOT.
Can't wait for another update.

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
So glad the kiss lived up to expectations!!!

[identity profile] mhum.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
No no no - turn back! A kiss that good can't be a mistake, that's for sure. Can't wait to see how this all plays out, how everyone else reacts.

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, hon!!! Glad the kiss didn't disappoint!!!

[identity profile] giselleslash.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ack! A kiss! And a realization...of sorts coming soon, hopefully, once his blood rushes back to the proper places *g*

Although I want to holler at him to turn around, I love the fact that he walked away. Don't know what it is about that, but it was the right move.

And the kiss? Nom!

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, and exactly! I mean, this is Orlando, it can never be easy now, can it? *g*

Glad the kiss lived up to the hype. I was really nervous writing it.

[identity profile] amygirl.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
I simply knew it would be epic when Orlando finally figured it all out and you certainly didn't dissapoint.

The lead up with brilliant how Sean practically made a beeline to Orlando, and was probably trying to figure out how best to broach the subject he's been thinking about for ages, how happy Orlando was that Sean made a beeline straight towards him. Just wonderful.

And that kiss...that was just...breathaking...just perfect.

And of course Orlando acts like such a male and takes off without talking when he was confused and scared. Boys... *shakes head*

Loved this so hard.

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Boys are ridiculous, Lord love them. *g*

Glad the kiss was as epic as I'd envisioned. I was SO nervous writing it, y'know?

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[personal profile] msilverstar 2009-02-11 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely hot almost-smut here, and you're ratcheting up the tension again!

I think there's a typo: "his eyes were clear and filly with their usual life"

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you know, I figured it'd have to be epic when they finally kissed for real. *g*

Thanks, corrected! Don't know how G & I both missed that. *facepalm*

[identity profile] rifleman-s.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
What wonderful contrasts of emotion - I don't know whether to sigh or cry!

"Sean's answering smile could have melted the polar ice caps." Oh yes, we've all seen that one . . .

"...Sean knew how to kiss." Oh my, you described that kiss so perfectly, so passionately, I could almost feel it happening to me (I wish!). Intresting that Orlando was the one to finally initiate it, and now he's read it all the wrong way. Let us hope Sean's equally good at explanations as he is at kisses.

"The course of love never did run smooth" could certaily apply to this chapter!

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
So glad the kiss didn't disappoint!!! I can only hope that Orlando comes to his senses soon. ;)

Temporary monogamy

[identity profile] argentine65.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"All of Orlando's life had been leading to precisely this moment, to this kiss, this man, this final, overwhelming sense of rightness."
"He had to think. He couldn't believe he'd been so stupid" Poor Orli I guess he finding out he feels so much for one of his closest friends and thinking he is betraying another. This is wonderful. Thank you. Martha

Re: Temporary monogamy

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Orlando's a big ole tangled mess right now, poor thing. But, hey, kissing!!! Things are moving forward! *g*

[identity profile] ireth06.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
YES!

But running away wasn't the smart thing to do ... he should have stayed!

Great chapter! Awesome kiss!

Thanks sweetie!
*hugs*

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, if he'd stayed, it would have been too easy. Orlando doesn't DO easy. *g*

Glad the kiss didn't disappoint!!!

[identity profile] angiepen.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. That's it, they're both doomed. [beam]

Angie

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
And it's about time, right??? *g*

[identity profile] spazzer-mctwich.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, poor Orlando. i hope he doesn't stagger in a road or something. walking drunk can be really dangerous.

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Nothing that dramatic, man. This isn't that sort of fic. He's just going upstairs to bed. *g*

[identity profile] january-snow.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
uh oh.

and cos poor Orlando is so drunk, he forgets that Sean can see him walking away and scrubbing his lips and that he will probably get the totally wrong impression of his actions.

wd love to hear more about the tank, that sounded interesting, teehee.

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, I wish I knew more about the tank myself. *g*

And yes, you are very right that Sean is also having his own freak-out moment.

[identity profile] sparkedbylore.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
John Cleese going spectacularly off his nutter as Basil Fawlty
*nods* Frighteningly hilarious stuff.

He was also holding up a bottle of Jameson's. "Congratulate me, I'm a single man."
And he's at Orlando's door. *smirk*

"Aye, he did." Sean's chuff of laughter was music to Orlando's ears. "I still don't see how the New Zealand Army were that bamboozled."
*ahem* Did they really (try to) swipe a tank?

"Ian was leaning against the table, talking to Bernard about something, so Dave said that meant Ian was fair game for betting, and sure enough, he won the hand, told Ian he'd have to do the tonsil hockey with Bernard, and there we all were with a free senior peep show. I still think Dom is having bad dreams about Ian's hand down Bernard's pants."
The almost casual delivery really carried this marvelously. LOVE that game. The pot gets better 'n better. 'senior peep show' *snort*

Orlando scooted closer, laid his head on Sean's shoulder. "Hasn't been the same without you, you know."

Soft lips brushed his forehead. "I missed you, too."

Awwww. Now boys, pay attention!

Sean stood, wobbled, then just as abruptly sat back down. The look of surprise on his face was endearing,
*snicker* What's wrong, dear?

He'd seen Sean in tiny swim trunks, mostly naked and wet and had never felt this odd sort of fluttering in the pit of his stomach.
Reeeaaally? I've never not.

With a small sound that he didn't even register as human, he grabbed a handful of Sean's hair, and had his mouth on Sean's.
*happy dance*

All of Orlando's life had been leading to precisely this moment, to this kiss, this man, this final, overwhelming sense of rightness.
Wow. You do fanfare well.

He scrubbed at the lips with the back of his hands, futilely trying to scrub the too vivid taste of Sean away. He had to think. He couldn't believe he'd been so stupid.
Oh dear. Yeah, a bit of conversation first might have helped. And clearing things generally. Poor Jerry. That bit about the scrubbing was inspired. Hope Sean didn't see that.

Thank you.

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2009-02-24 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
*ahem* Did they really (try to) swipe a tank?

Well, that IS what they tell me. *g*

The almost casual delivery really carried this marvelously. LOVE that game. The pot gets better 'n better. 'senior peep show' *snort*

I know, right, why can't I have poker games like this?

Oh dear. Yeah, a bit of conversation first might have helped. And clearing things generally. Poor Jerry. That bit about the scrubbing was inspired. Hope Sean didn't see that.

Conversations like this aren't exactly Orlando's strong suit. (And, for the record, Sean didn't see.)