FIC: "Temporary Monogamy" (Prologue) (Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean, Karl Urban/Sean Bean)

Title: "Temporary Monogamy" (Prologue)
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Fandom: Lotrips
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean (Karl Urban/Sean Bean)
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17 (overall)
Disclaimer: I do not own these men or these events. It's all fiction.
Summary: In the never-ending search for the perfect partner, sometimes it's a good idea to figure yourself out first.
Notes: Written for afra_schatz for the 2008 slashylotr_xmas gift exchange. The request was: Bean/Orlando or Karl/Bean, first time with a twist, something humorous, set in NZ, against the 'grain' of characterizations, featuring Bernard Hill and Eric/Viggo. I promise, I'll get to all of it.
Thanks to cupiscent for her diligent beta and for being the best sounding board ever, and to the_stowaway for her equally diligent beta and enthusiastic advice.
And a special thanks must be made to tvillingar, who gave me the idea for this fic about 6 years ago.

Prologue | Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six | Part Seven | Part Eight | Part Nine | Part Ten | Part Eleven | Part Twelve | Part Thirteen | Part Fourteen | Part Fifteen | Part Sixteen | Part Seventeen | Part Eighteen | Part Nineteen | Part Twenty | Part Twenty-One | Part Twenty-Two | Part Twenty-Three | Part Twenty-Four | Part Twenty-Five | Part Twenty-Six | Part Twenty-Seven (and Epilogue) |


( Wherein Orlando is shite at breaking up, and Sean gets an offer he can't refuse... )