broadwriting: (Default)
Title: "The Art of War"
Author: Brenda ([livejournal.com profile] azewewish)
Pairing: Drew Barrymore/Jake Gyllenhaal (Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Drew has a plan for Jake. College AU!Verse.
Notes: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic Free For All post - my prompts were 'lollipop' and Drew/Jake.

Men should always be easily gotten and easily kept...

broadwriting: (orlando (laughing))
Title: "Six Times Orlando Bloom Was A Hero (And One Time He Was Rescued)" 1/1
Author: Brenda ([livejournal.com profile] azewewish)
Featuring: Orlando Bloom with Marton Csokas, Josh Hartnett, Sean Bean, Jake Gyllenhaal, Eric Bana, Johnny Depp and Karl Urban
Rating: PG-13 overall
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Summary: Seven parts AU, equal parts imagination. Stir.
Notes: Written to celebrate the birthday of Mr. Orlando Bloom. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] idiosyncratic, [livejournal.com profile] ibonekoen, [livejournal.com profile] glendaglamazon, [livejournal.com profile] selkiechick, [livejournal.com profile] fabu, [livejournal.com profile] azryal, [livejournal.com profile] jackieville, [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash, [livejournal.com profile] january_snow, [livejournal.com profile] dienw, [livejournal.com profile] dawning_star, and [livejournal.com profile] galor5 for the prompts and pairings.
A special thanks goes out to [livejournal.com profile] thestowaway for the beta. :)

Seven AU ficlets for your reading pleasure )
broadwriting: (joaquin (smoking))
Title: "New Leaf" 1/1
Author: Brenda ([livejournal.com profile] azewewish)
Fandom: Actor RPS
Pairing: Jake Gyllenhaal/Joaquin Phoenix
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It was a boring party until Joaquin showed up.
Disclaimer: Never happened.

It was a boring party until Joaquin showed up... )
broadwriting: (jake (sun))
Title: "Visit" 1/1
Authors: Brenda & Jo ([livejournal.com profile] azewewish & [livejournal.com profile] idiosyncratic)
Series Title: "Changes" (Part Eleven)
Pairing: Harry Sinclair/Jake Gyllenhaal
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry goes to see Jake. Claimed Universe Piece.
Feedback: Love it.
Disclaimer: Vampires still don’t exist. And we doubt that Harry and Jake have met, let alone are fucking each other. But you never know.
Notes: Because Jake wanted some time alone with Harry. Hell, we don't blame him. *g*


Visit )
broadwriting: (harry (claimed))
Title: "Watching"
Author: Brenda ([livejournal.com profile] azewewish)
Pairing: Harry Sinclair/Jake Gyllenhaal/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Greed is good. Five minutes after Companion, Pt. 4. Claimed Universe Piece
Notes: Timestamp ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] prettypattisue. *mwah*

Watching


Title: "Vigilance"
Author: Brenda ([livejournal.com profile] azewewish)
Pairing: David Wenham/Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's good to be home. One year after Claimed
Notes: Timestamp ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] greeniezona. *mwah*

Vigilance
broadwriting: (karl (glasses))
Title: "Matchmaker" 1/1
Author: Brenda ([livejournal.com profile] azewewish)
Featuring: Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Jake Gyllenhaal/Josh Hartnett
Rating: R
Summary: Wherein Orlando has a plan.
Feedback: Love it.
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Notes: A horribly, terribly, retardedly very belated birthday gift for [livejournal.com profile] idiosyncratic. Only for her would I attempt this. Special thanks to [livejournal.com profile] cupiscent for all of the betas.

Matchmaker )
broadwriting: (jake)
Title: "Idea Man" 1/1
Author: [livejournal.com profile] azewewish (Brenda)
Fandom: 'Highway' RPS
Pairing: Jake Gyllenhaal/Jared Leto
Rating: R (language)
Summary: Jake has a theory on everything.
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Notes: Double drabble written for [livejournal.com profile] pipita for this fic challenge. Yes, I do eventually get around to ponying up...


The problem with Jake was that he always had a theory. Had a theory on every fucking little thing, from guns to economics to comet formations to crotchless panties. And he was always spouting them, too, with that shit-eating grin of his that crinkled those baby blues just so, always blowing smoke from those goddamn, never-ending cigarettes as he droned on and on about this, that and every other thing. Like it was his mission in life to tell you all the answers, y'know, like he had them to begin with, and yeah, he was cute and earnest and had a great set of soft, full-looking lips on him, but fuck, the kid never stopped using them, and not in the good way. Just jabbered with the arrogance of youth, like you were just waiting, salivating even, for him to spring his whacked-out ideas on you like some unsuspecting...

"So...our characters. So gay for each other, man. Matching rings, acting all like a couple, arguing, constantly touching...yeah. Hot for each other, alright...maybe we should practice some of that, just to see what it adds to the film."

And that was the problem with Jake. Little bastard normally had a point.
broadwriting: (harry (claimed))
Title: "Companion" 4/4
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] azewewish & [livejournal.com profile] idiosyncratic
Series Title: "Changes" (Part Eight)
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Harry Sinclair (Jake Gyllenhaal)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Everyone gets what they want. Claimed Universe Piece.
Feedback: Love it.
Disclaimer: Vampires still don’t exist. And we doubt that Harry and Orlando are fucking each other, let alone have their hooks in Jake. But you never know.

Will the both of you share me all the time? )
broadwriting: (harry (claimed))
Title: "Companion" 3/4
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] azewewish & [livejournal.com profile] idiosyncratic
Series Title: "Changes" (Part Eight)
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Harry Sinclair (Jake Gyllenhaal)
Rating: R
Summary: Jake puts on a show. Claimed Universe Piece.
Feedback: Love it.
Disclaimer: Vampires still don’t exist. And we doubt that Harry and Orlando are fucking each other, let alone have their hooks in Jake. But you never know.


Would you like to taste him? )
broadwriting: (harry (claimed))
Title: "Companion" 2/4
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] azewewish & [livejournal.com profile] idiosyncratic
Series Title: "Changes" (Part Eight)
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Harry Sinclair (Jake Gyllenhaal)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Orlando gets his man. Claimed Universe Piece.
Feedback: Love it.
Disclaimer: Vampires still don’t exist. And we doubt that Harry and Orlando are fucking each other, let alone have their hooks in Jake. But you never know.

He’s your first companion, love...We share him -- or not -- at your whim. )
broadwriting: (harry (claimed))
Title: "Companion" 1/4
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] azewewish & [livejournal.com profile] idiosyncratic
Series Title: "Changes" (Part Eight)
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Harry Sinclair (Jake Gyllenhaal)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry’s stuck with babysitting duty. Claimed Universe Piece.
Feedback: Love it.
Disclaimer: Vampires still don’t exist. And we doubt that Harry and Orlando are fucking each other, let alone have their hooks in Jake. But you never know.


"It's my desire
To give myself to you"

-- Depeche Mode

Is there a reason you singled me out for babysitting duty and not Karl? )
broadwriting: (josh)
Title: "All"
Author: Brenda
Featuring: Josh Hartnett/Jake Gyllenhaal (Joaquin Phoenix)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Never make bets.
Feedback: Love it.
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] idiosyncratic, for stumping me with this fic challenge. Eventually, yes, I do get around to paying my debts. *grins* Also written challenge #82 in [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100.

What the hell's that supposed to mean, maybe )
broadwriting: (josh)
The rest of the scenes (very late, but I kinda forgot I hadn't posted them) for this scene challenge. Two BHD RPS ficlets, one King Arthur RPS, one [livejournal.com profile] no__rules and one random. *dusts hands off*

For [livejournal.com profile] koncupiscence
Josh Hartnett/Orlando Bloom; limes, sweat

Texture of Memory
Texture of Memory )


For [livejournal.com profile] lotrjunkie
Josh Hartnett/Orlando Bloom; music, pain, dice

Little Things
Little Things )


For [livejournal.com profile] lotrjunkie
Hugh Dancy/Joel Edgerton; leather, fire, pine

Boys Will Be Boys
Boys Will Be Boys )


For [livejournal.com profile] lotrjunkie
Jake Gyllenhaal/Josh Hartnett; peaches, box, calendar
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]verse

Privilege
Privilege )


For [livejournal.com profile] lotrjunkie
Joaquin Phoenix/Josh Hartnett; jump, silver, tapping

Fair Play
Fair Play )

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